thecompanionsdoctor: Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
memories-battlescars: jordanxcain: Some cute girls talk to me on here or something I’m nice and cool and love beanie weenies Jordan is actually a mega dweeb.
Sometimes i'm sappy. Get over it.
I’m sick and tired of not being able to show my effection towards a special lady in my life. I’ve been left high and dry in nearly every relationship i’ve been in and i’m sick of it. Someone just let me kiss you and buy you things and eat mac and cheese together and shit. I promise it’ll be worth it.